Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The bed from IKEA

So one of Preetha's most wished item was a new bed. We went to ikea (peace be upon it) to select one. It was my gift to her. We selected it and ordered it and pushed it out and I got ready to pay when I realized that I didnt bring my wallet.

I gave her a look that would have made Puss in Boots look like a perv. She shrugged at me and paid for her own gift.

Even now she thinks I planned it all out...

Todo - Refer TODO

Something is definitely wrong with my organization skills if I have a TODO list and another list whose first item is 'Refer TODO'

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

FAK...hahah

This is a chat I had with a customer via sametime (our company's official messenger). I have removed only her last name, but none of the other contents have been modified. Read it any number of times if you have to, every word here has something funny to it. HINT: FAK sounds like the f-word

1:11:31 PMSugu...Hey Lisa
1:13:35 PMSugu...quick question, can one Load Number have only one FAK?
1:25:08 PMLisa...I'm not sure i understand
1:25:09 PMSugu...i thought of calling you, but your line is busy, I am trying to understand what a FAK is
1:25:43 PMLisa...sure.. so if I am the customer and I authorize a payment to you then you give me a FAK
1:26:11 PMSugu...but can the FAK be blank? I get NULLS
1:26:18 PMLisa...you shouldn't, FAKs must populate with values and from one seler nly, you cannot have two FAKs
1:26:19 PMSugu...i will sametime you once the report is updated with the changes thanks :)

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Aping the pain

Just happened a few minutes back. I can't understand why things like these keep happening to me. I sprained my back from working out in the morning and I've been limping all day. I walk up to the coffee room and this old lady who is limping (of old age) infront of me, thinks I am imitating her. She gives me this cold stare and frowns at me.

We were both walking really slow, took ages to cross each other...very uncomfortable I tell you!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Take that...Air India

Just read this on rediff, and at the time of my writing the issue had been resolved a few hours earlier.

Here is the body of the news incase rediff archives it:

Passengers protest in Mumbai over delay in AI flight


A Correspondent in Mumbai | May 15, 2007 16:39 IST
Last Updated: May 15, 2007 20:22 IST


Enraged at being kept waiting at the Mumbai international airport for over 12 hours, more than 200 passengers of a Dubai-bound Air India flight protested and tried to stop passengers of other flights from boarding before security forces stepped in.

The passengers of the national carrier had been at the airport since the early hours of Tuesday and had not received any intimation about when their flight would leave, a senior CISF official told PTI.

The passengers, who were to board Air India flight 727 that was scheduled to depart at 5:20 am, were told that they would be travelling on a 2:30 pm flight, an airline spokesman said.

However, since the 2:30 pm flight was full and could not take the passengers, they were informed that a separate flight would be organised for them, he said.

At around 4 pm, the passengers began protesting in the terminal and tried to prevent passengers of other airlines from boarding their flights.

The nightmare for the more 230 Dubai-bound passengers had begun at 3:30 am.

"We got in the queue for check-in at 3:30 am for the 5:30 am flight. To our surprise, there were just two counters to handle all the passengers and the check-in went on till 6:30," Shreejit Ravindran, 32, who had to join work in Dubai on Tuesday morning, said.

After that, the passengers were left in the lurch till 10 am. "Till 10 o'clock we did not know what was happening. There was no announcement made about the delay, nor was there any official to come and speak to us. Only after a few passengers began raising their voice did Air India send a manager," said Abdul Rahman, 30, another passenger working in Dubai.

The airline's manager was clueless about what was happening. All he could offer them was a meager meal as breakfast.

"Then another manager came and told us that at 1:30 pm, they will send us in a flight via Delhi. Soon, it was 1:30, but there was no flight. After that, the manager came to us and said they had arranged for a direct flight from Mumbai, and that we did not need to go through the hassles of going via Delhi and issued us new boarding passes," Shreejit said.

But that was not the end of their ordeal. "Even that flight was nowhere to be seen. At 4 pm, a new manager, claiming to be new on the shift and feigning ignorance of the day's events, came to us and told our flight would depart at 5 pm. That was when we decided we have had it. First we tried calling up the media. But the media persons who came to airport said the authorities were not allowing them entry. So we decided that we would block all passengers of all airlines till our flight departs," Abdul said.

Personnel from CISF, which guards the country's busiest airport, stepped in to resolve the matter.

A spokesperson for Mumbai International Airport Limited, the private developer modernising the aviation hub, said no property was damaged and the matter had been resolved.

Air India subsequently arranged for a flight for the passengers that left at 5:20 pm.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Sister saga

Went for the weekend to visit my sis along with Preetha and her sis. As soon as my sister saw me she hugged me and started crying (you know the 'Anandha Kaneer' or something).
I had planned on wearing the same formal shirt back to work on Monday and turned out a stain of her eye makeup and her lipstick got stuck on it.
Well I didnt' think it would show up that obviously when I walked in to work on Monday. My friend saw it on my shirt and said 'Hey man, is that lipstick I see on your shirt?'
I was looking at my monitor troubleshooting looked on my shirt and said 'Yeah it was my sister'

He gave me a very weird look. I had to take bout 10 minutes off to explain the situation to him.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The help desk call

A call with a tech support person called Almer who is trying to setup my account and email on my local machine.
It's about 10:30 am and we are exchanging information back and forth.
My username is wrong(not unusual considering I have most of the alphabets in my name). We fixed it and by then it was almost 11:30 and I was getting hungry.
Me:Oooo, I smell grilled sandwich somewhere nearby, delicious...
Almer:Yeah sure, go ahead and type in your password please
I type in and get in. We try to install the application and we get a 'No disk space' error.
Sugu: ...yeah we can set it up, my friends were waiting for me but I told them to go ahead and have lunch, its usually pretty good at the cafe...
Almer: Yup, I think we need to have admin privilieges to make this work, can you ask Shane to login to this machine as admin please?
I get Shane my manager to log in. Almer starts to clean up the system. Its 12:15 pm and the clean up indicates an hour and 15 minutes.
Me: This is probably a good time for me to get some lunch and come back up, we both should get back at this after lunch
Almer: Oh you know how windows is, it says an hour but it might be 2 minutes, but sometimes it might say 2 minutes and be stuck there forever
Me: But it says an hour and 14 minutes and seems to be moving steadily down.
Shane walks in to check on me so I decide to pretend I am working.
35 minutes later...
Almer: So this should work...hopefully

He clicks on something and we get a 'Special Database not found' error. We solved our space problem but this is something new.
Almer: Bear with me here we should be done hopefully.
Me: I hope so, someone just passed by with Quizno's sub and this whole place is smelling wonderful and my mouth is watering.
The time is 1:30...
Almer: There you go everything is setup
Me: Thank god (You moron!)
Almer: My boss just left home for the day and I am having to stay alone at work.
Me: Part-timer is he? (My voice was getting irrirated and cranky at this point from hunger)
Almer: Its a she and it's dark outside and usually she doesnt stay beyond midnight
Me (dazed): Where are you calling me from?
Almer: Phillipines
Me: What!??!? Ok I am hanging up.
Almer: Wait...tell me who Quizno is
Me: What?
Almer: You told me someone was having Quizno's sub

*Click*

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