Friday, April 17, 2009

I want my wife to look like Sridevi

I dont post much these days unless I find it absolutely humorous and just to let you know not many things humor me anymore. I haven't blown my funny fuse yet, I've just set high expectations. Here is one web item that made me go 'WTF'

A weblink in tamilmatrimony to find you profiles similar to your favorite Tamil heroine. Here is the direct link: http://profile.tamilmatrimony.com/search/smartphotoform.php
NOTE: You can go under Hindi to search by Hindi Heroines etc.
NOTE NOTE: I am willing to bet most of our North Indian boys want to marry an Aishwarya Rai look-alike!

So I went ahead to fulfil my fantasy and searched by Illina since she is my secret fantasy girl. I wont publish the results here for legal reasons but I was impressed by some of the results that came back.

So the technology behind the facial recognition is pretty good. They seem to get some gals that seem to smile like Illina or have her eyes. I tried a search on Trisha and since I hate Trisha, I found the gals 'not so attractive'. LOL!

Alright read anything below this line with the warning that I have given a warning, it contains some obvious facts that might sicken the 'traditional' girls and guys but nevertheless has to be mentioned. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:

What the hell is this about marrying a girl that looks close to the heroine you like? I think this is insane. Will the guy banging his Trisha look a like wife bang her thinking of Trisha in mind? So given that every heroine is slim and thin, will the results only bring back thin looking girls? Isnt that wrong? Every search for an Asin look like yielded fair colored girls within 30 yrs of age. That I think is a bad bias.

I'll let you all judge this. Frankly I am appalled at how our matrimony system works to the point that women are not only objectified but also classified by how close they resemble a celeb.

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Saturday, April 04, 2009

Long enough...

You know you've been working at your work place long enough when your password reset time comes and you realize you can use your very 1st password all over again...(the one that you aren't supposed to use as your last 12 passwords)