Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Posting to blog via mobile

Friday, April 17, 2009

I want my wife to look like Sridevi

I dont post much these days unless I find it absolutely humorous and just to let you know not many things humor me anymore. I haven't blown my funny fuse yet, I've just set high expectations. Here is one web item that made me go 'WTF'

A weblink in tamilmatrimony to find you profiles similar to your favorite Tamil heroine. Here is the direct link: http://profile.tamilmatrimony.com/search/smartphotoform.php
NOTE: You can go under Hindi to search by Hindi Heroines etc.
NOTE NOTE: I am willing to bet most of our North Indian boys want to marry an Aishwarya Rai look-alike!

So I went ahead to fulfil my fantasy and searched by Illina since she is my secret fantasy girl. I wont publish the results here for legal reasons but I was impressed by some of the results that came back.

So the technology behind the facial recognition is pretty good. They seem to get some gals that seem to smile like Illina or have her eyes. I tried a search on Trisha and since I hate Trisha, I found the gals 'not so attractive'. LOL!

Alright read anything below this line with the warning that I have given a warning, it contains some obvious facts that might sicken the 'traditional' girls and guys but nevertheless has to be mentioned. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:

What the hell is this about marrying a girl that looks close to the heroine you like? I think this is insane. Will the guy banging his Trisha look a like wife bang her thinking of Trisha in mind? So given that every heroine is slim and thin, will the results only bring back thin looking girls? Isnt that wrong? Every search for an Asin look like yielded fair colored girls within 30 yrs of age. That I think is a bad bias.

I'll let you all judge this. Frankly I am appalled at how our matrimony system works to the point that women are not only objectified but also classified by how close they resemble a celeb.


Saturday, April 04, 2009

Long enough...

You know you've been working at your work place long enough when your password reset time comes and you realize you can use your very 1st password all over again...(the one that you aren't supposed to use as your last 12 passwords)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Ads of today

Have to have a nerdy Indian guy to add authenticity. Infact I am seeing a couple of ads where there are NO white people....weird!

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

White chicks in Indian movies

I mean, they are almost everywhere now, too often on screen to ignore, where do they sell these Foreign girls? Do they sell em by the dozen somewhere across the border? "Hello Subash Ghai, would you like to purchase 2 dozen skinny tap dance trained white gals for your over the top, expensive and totally pointless item number? If you buy now, we'll throw in a couple of extra gals too!"

They are everywhere now, doesnt matter if the hero is handsome, chiselled or a 60 yr old, they are ready to drool!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Kindle eh?

The more I check the features of Kindle 2, the more I realize it's a 3G enabled laptop with basic functionalities.
I mean think about it, basic email, MP3 functionality, basic browser...
I can totally see this coming:

Kindle 5.0 - Replace your laptop, cellphone and coffee maker!

Friday, February 27, 2009

My significance

Preetha: Tell me what you do that is of significant help to me...
Me (without a pause): I am the person who makes sure the stepping stones to your path of success are maintained mold free so that you dont slip off...

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