Who wants to know....

...how coffee left standing on the table for a week in room temperature tastes like? I can explain :)

I had the opportunity to take a gulp of it (staring at the monitor and grabbing the wrong cup) and here is how it tastes and feels like.

It's totally slimy, almost squishy and thready that it tangles around your teeth and tongue. There isn't any liquid at all, everything is stuck together so you swallow a bit, you swallow the whole.

Tastes like...uhhh...let me see, acidic, salty, a little spicy (though that could have been because of the acidic taste and surprisingly no coffee flavor in it. Oh did I mention it was also warm and squishy?