Sunday, May 15, 2005

Matrix in Tamil

Cast:
Mr Anderson/ Neo(Silambarasan) Mr Alageson/ Saneo
Trinity(Trisha) - Thangamari
Agent Smith (Yet to be finalized - Satyaraj in talks but he wants to do only college roles) Agent Sudalainath
Morpheus(Sarath Kumar) - Mooparasu
Cipher(Madan Bob) - Chokkappar
Direction: Bharathiraja
Music: Deva
Introduction:

Alageson lives in Arupukottai and works at a local Phone/ Internet center that runs primarily on dialup. During day time he runs the internet center and takes care his mother. In the night, he is Saneo, Madras University's Sani, who hacks into their mainframe regularly to change grades.
He is not sure if he is dreaming or awake. That time in one of his dreams he meets Thangamari who tells him that while he has spent most of his time helping others he forgot to clear his arrears.
Then there is a song, in Deva's voice "Excuse me Ms. Thangamari, I am really very sorry, romba sorry" in the place of Dragule by Rob Zombie
He wakes up and goes to work late as usual. The owner of the internet center tells him he better come sooner.
He soon hears the phone ring and picks it up to hear Mooparasu's voice, "Yelee Alegesa, enna le nee, unna pudika Sudalium avanoda naigalum varanga le, odu le odu"( Hey Mr Alageson, run, Sudalai is coming to get you)
So Alageson runs out but falls into an open manhole.
Agent Sudalai walks into the interrogation room saying "Ennama kannu sowkyama?"
Saneo ignores him.
Agent Sudalai says "Well Mr Alageson, you have two lives, one is Mr Alageson, you work in an internet center, download porn movies, over-charge all customers for your miserable dialup connection and take care of your mother. In your other life you are Saneo, the Sani for Madras University, you hack into our already vulnerable system and pass students who otherwise get single digit marks, by which you are allowing for more useless Engineering graduates to come out and degrade the quality of Indian education and increase unemployment....blah blah"
But Saneo does not give in and is finally beaten up and thrown into the ditch only to be picked up by Mooparasu.
Mooparasu then introduces him to Thangamari who was by his bed day and night.
A romantic song "Nee oru mp3 paatu, unnai download sengi athai keetu...." - Sung by Hari haran with Trisha shaking it!

Moooparasu then takes Saneo to Madras where he shows the plight of Engineering graduates who pass but cannot find jobs, and parents who want their sons/ daughters to become doctors or engineers and nothing else!
Saneo is then trained in all forms of martial arts, learns to drive the car, the bus, the aeroplane, the bullacart and donkey.
A song while he is trained "Nee thaane superstar, adutha chief minister, appuram prime minister....."

Mooparasu is then captured by Agent Sudalainath when Chokkappar turns him in for a bottle of illicit liquior.
Similar to the fight in the corridor Saneo fights with one 6 bullet pistol while a 100 rowdies shoot at him with machine guns. Saneo stops bullets with his hands and throws it back at the villians and kill them.
Saneo and Thangamari ride on a tractor and crash into the hut to save Mooparasu.
Now Saneo and Sudalai have the climax fight, before which Mooparasu applies the thilak of his blood.
Saneo shows all his martial arts skills and kills Agent Sudalainath.
In the end Saneo talks on the phone to an Engineering students with arrears "Thambi, nee arrear vangu , anaal athaye unnoda career akidathe"

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Blogger Ace of Space said...

Hahahaha... Can't stop laughing at this blog! Good job yo! keep it going...

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